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Log from March 8, 2005, captured by Dryad:



Flirt's wings breaks into zillions of pieces.
Flirt's black sleeve breaks into zillions of pieces.
Flirt's rod breaks into zillions of pieces.
Flirt's shadow scarab breaks into zillions of pieces.
Flirt's vest breaks into zillions of pieces.
Flirt's circlet breaks into zillions of pieces.
Flirt's circlet breaks into zillions of pieces.
Flirt's eig breaks into zillions of pieces.

You eep fearfully.
You exclaim 'holy crap!'



Flirt acks.
You say 'was that good stuff??'
Flirt says 'customer's eq.'
You ask 'damogran stuff?'
Flirt shakes her head and says 'Nope'.
You boggle at the concept.


Flirt says 'yak vest, sharon wings etc..'
Flirt is struck by complete and utter fear.
You ask 'what the heck happened?'

Flirt exclaims 'i didn't even type anything!'
Flirt says 'they just .. broke.'



You ask 'who's your customer?'
Flirt says 'nathanielw.'
You nod solemnly.
You say 'he's gonna be pissed :p.'
Flirt nods, 'Yep!'.
You say 'you have my sympathies.'
Flirt is struck by complete and utter fear.




finger nathanielw
Nathanielw AKA-Shrek is a level 61 mortal of the Barsoomian race.
He was created Wed Dec 16 23:58:10 1998 and he is 129d, 13h, 37min and 41s old.
He has been on for 17h, 26min and 9s, idle 2s.
He has killed: A roaming skeleton warrior is here. .., 26818 exp
               An overinflated green belt ninja, 35301 exp (party of 4)
Web page: Z'ragore the evil pharaoh (undead), 922972 exp (party of 6)
Plan:
>9598: Nathanielw AKA-Shrek the Clone


Flirt sits down.
Flirt sighs deeply.

Flirt says 'they were all in broken cond.'
You nod solemnly.
You say 'serves him right then.. that's pretty stupid.'
Flirt agrees fully.



Before:
--------------------------------

Flirt says 'You are carrying 42.6 kg of equipment:.'
Flirt says '20000 coins (20000 gold) Cash: 20000 Bank: 934331.125 
Total: 954331.125.'
Flirt says 'Beautiful White Wings .'
Flirt says 'the bracelets of axidia.'
Flirt says 'Ring of Shadows.'
Flirt says 'a black sleeve made of mamba skin.'
Flirt says 'Rod of Artemis.'
Flirt says 'shadow scarab.'
Flirt says 'Holy vest of Yak.'
Flirt says 'Tisau, the Circlet of Power .'
Flirt says 'Tisau, the Circlet of Power .'
Flirt says 'the black wand of Eidrex known as 'Eig' .'
Info: Rocker goes link dead.
Flirt says 'Keep:.'
Flirt says 'two small shiny boxes for storing minerals labeled as ship (0/10).'
Flirt says 'an adamantium pick .'
Flirt says 'stout dwarven mining axe .'



After:
--------------------------------

*Flirt You are carrying 28.6 kg of equipment:
*Flirt 20000 coins (20000 gold) [Cash: 20000.00  Bank: 934331.10  
Total: 954331.10].
*Flirt The bracelets of axidia.
*Flirt Ring of Shadows.
*Flirt Keep:
*Flirt Two small shiny boxes for storing minerals labeled as ship (0/10).
*Flirt An adamantium pick .
*Flirt Stout dwarven mining axe .



You ask 'have you told him yet?'
Flirt nods, 'Yep!'.
You ask 'how'd he take it?'
Flirt says 'better than expected.'
You say 'wow.'


------------------------------------------

30 minutes later on THE SAME NIGHT:

Flirt arrives from down.
Flirt is struck by complete and utter fear.
Flirt says 'incoming spam in case it happens again.'


*Flirt You are carrying 49.3 kg of equipment:
*Flirt 13675 coins (13675 gold) [Cash: 13675.00  Bank: 949331.10  
Total: 963006.10].
*Flirt A vibrant black cloak .
*Flirt The lightning belt of the Zeus .
*Flirt Black Reaver's armour .
*Flirt A brooch decorated with a blood-red ruby labeled as  .
*Flirt Silvery bracers with spider ornaments .
*Flirt The sharp edged crystal sai known as 'Syth' .
*Flirt Black sabre with spider shaped guard .
*Flirt Black sabre with spider shaped guard labeled as (Gorge) .
*Flirt Sparkling emerald ring .

*Flirt Black barbed highsteel chainmail gauntlets.
*Flirt Two Bracelets [Made by: Bippo] .
*Flirt Black soft boots with silvery spider web ornaments .
*Flirt Hunters ring labeled as 3dam-wis .
*Flirt Dark gloves with spider web ornaments .
*Flirt Silvery spider necklace .
*Flirt Two flowing bracelets.
*Flirt Ring of Many Wonders.
*Flirt Ring of the shifters.
*Flirt A majestical ruby necklace .
*Flirt A purple glove.
*Flirt Two Coiled Serpentses.
*Flirt Ring of lead.
*Flirt Two kaveril Elder's rings.
*Flirt A black sleeve made of mamba skin.
*Flirt Shadow bracelet.
*Flirt A pile of white water-lilies on a large leaf labeled as regen .
*Flirt A pile of white water-lilies on a large leaf .
*Flirt A pitch black orb.
*Flirt A mithril nugget.
*Flirt A pewter nugget.
*Flirt Keep:
*Flirt Two small shiny boxes for storing minerals labeled as ship (0/10).
*Flirt An adamantium pick .
*Flirt Stout dwarven mining axe .

Flirt starts concentrating on a new spell.

You say 'heh nods, scared yet? :).'
You say 'prot fast.'

Flirt concentrates immensely and mumbles 'mega visa huijari'
a vibrant black cloak  vibrates slightly for a moment.
You chuckle politely.
Flirt starts concentrating on a new spell.
Flirt says 'good plan :P.'
Flirt utters the magic words 'blueeeeeeeeeee****saka??am!a'
Black barbed highsteel chainmail gauntlets glows blue for just a moment.
Flirt buys some leather.
Flirt starts concentrating on a new skill.
An ethereal blue hammer appears in Flirt's hand.
Flirt begins to repair the vibrant black cloak.
Flirt repairs some of the vibrant black cloak's damage.
Flirt starts concentrating on a new spell.
Flirt utters the magic words 'rex car bus xzar'
Flirt summons a strange disc that floats in the air.

Flirt looks at cloak.
Flirt buys some leather.
Flirt starts concentrating on a new skill.
Flirt begins to repair the vibrant black cloak.
Flirt repairs some of the vibrant black cloak's damage.
Flirt looks at cloak.

Flirt buys some leather.
Flirt starts concentrating on a new skill.


Flirt says 'well all this will be a nice paycheck.'
An ethereal blue hammer appears in Flirt's hand.
Flirt begins to repair the vibrant black cloak.
Flirt repairs some of the vibrant black cloak's damage.
Flirt looks at cloak.
Flirt buys some leather.
Flirt starts concentrating on a new skill.
An ethereal blue hammer appears in Flirt's hand.
Flirt starts concentrating on a new spell.
Flirt utters the magic words 'rex car bus xzar'
Flirt casts spell at the strange disc that floats in the air.
Flirt drops a vibrant black cloak  to disc.
Flirt starts concentrating on a new spell.
Flirt says '5kg of stuff and this thing is still in battered.'
Flirt buys some osmium.
Flirt starts concentrating on a new skill.
An ethereal blue hammer appears in Flirt's hand.
Flirt begins to repair the lightning belt of zeus.
Flirt repairs some of the lightning belt of zeus's damage.
Flirt looks at belt.


Flirt starts concentrating on a new spell.
Flirt eyes her own the lightning belt of the Zeus  suspiciously.
Flirt concentrates immensely and mumbles 'mega visa huijari'
the lightning belt of the Zeus  vibrates slightly for a moment.
Flirt says 'hey dryad, may i ask what the max cond of this is? 
'patched up a few times'.'



Flirt's spider sabre breaks into zillions of pieces.
Flirt's gauntlets breaks into zillions of pieces.
Flirt's bracelet breaks into zillions of pieces.
Flirt's Hunters ring breaks into zillions of pieces.
Flirt's bracelet breaks into zillions of pieces.
Flirt's ring breaks into zillions of pieces.
Flirt's ring breaks into zillions of pieces.
Flirt's Coiled Serpents breaks into zillions of pieces.
Flirt's Coiled Serpents breaks into zillions of pieces.
Flirt's ring of lead breaks into zillions of pieces.
Flirt's elder's ring breaks into zillions of pieces.
Flirt's elder's ring breaks into zillions of pieces.
Flirt's shadow bracelet breaks into zillions of pieces.

Flirt sighs deeply.


You say 'that's battered.'
You say 'oh my god.'
Flirt says 'oh ffs.'

You ask 'and whose were those?'
Flirt asks 'did you capture the inventory i quoted before?'
You say 'yup.'
Flirt says 'same customer.'





*Flirt You are carrying 73.3 kg of equipment:
*Flirt 38775 coins (38775 gold) [Cash: 38775.00  Bank: 899271.10  
Total: 938046.10].
*Flirt The lightning belt of the Zeus .
*Flirt Two osmium nuggets.
*Flirt Two leather nuggets.
*Flirt Black Reaver's armour .
*Flirt A brooch decorated with a blood-red ruby labeled as  .
*Flirt Silvery bracers with spider ornaments .
*Flirt The sharp edged crystal sai known as 'Syth' .
*Flirt Black sabre with spider shaped guard .
*Flirt Sparkling emerald ring .
*Flirt Bracelet [Made by: Bippo] .
*Flirt Black soft boots with silvery spider web ornaments .
*Flirt Dark gloves with spider web ornaments .
*Flirt Silvery spider necklace .
*Flirt Flowing bracelet.
*Flirt A majestical ruby necklace .
*Flirt A purple glove.
*Flirt A black sleeve made of mamba skin.
*Flirt A pile of white water-lilies on a large leaf labeled as regen .
*Flirt A pile of white water-lilies on a large leaf .
*Flirt A pitch black orb.
*Flirt A mithril nugget.
*Flirt A pewter nugget.
*Flirt Keep:
*Flirt Two small shiny boxes for storing minerals labeled as ship (0/10).
*Flirt An adamantium pick .
*Flirt Stout dwarven mining axe .
Info: Strikerbum dies.
Flirt says 'that's what's left.'


You ask 'were those all in crap shape too?'
Flirt nods, 'Yep!'.
You nod solemnly.

You say 'I'd give him the rest back ASAP.'
Flirt says 'apparently it was because of a reaver.'
You say 'and then only do repairs one item at a time.'
You ask 'really? how that?'
Flirt says 'apprently something a reaver did to him, damaged 
all his eq down to broken.'
You say 'yipes.'




You ask 'have you thrown prots on all of them?'
Flirt says 'most of them.'
You nod solemnly.
You say 'maybe that'll help a bit.'
Flirt says 'well those last ones that dested had prots on them too :(.'
You say 'oh :(.'


--------------------------------------------------

Slightly later that night, Nathanielw comes to me for a loan:


Nathanielw tells you 'thanks, i just had a sucky thing happen'
Nathanielw tells you 'summon killed, and dested my eqs'
Nathanielw tells you 'half my eqs gone :('
Nathanielw tells you 'and i had to spend 150k to get the rest repaired'
Nathanielw tells you 'so this is going to help me get some crap eqs 
so i can start doing money again'
You tell Nathanielw 'wow yeah, that sucks.  What was it that 
damaged them so bad?'
You tell Nathanielw 'ooh.. dest wand?'
You tell Nathanielw 'who did it to you?'
Nathanielw tells you 'don't know, were in tiger form'


You emote to Nathanielw 'nods at you.'
Nathanielw tells you 'just sucks a lot... pkilling is one thing, 
but this set me back 6.7m (low estimate)'
You emote to Nathanielw 'is absolutely stunned and amazed and can only say 
'Wow...' at you.'

Nathanielw tells you 'yeah that was like 1-2 years of mudding and doing money'

--------------------------



Many, many moons later....


[09:09]:Nathanielw [bat]: that was a painfull eq loss btw :(
[09:10]:Orb [bat]: that was crazy bad eq loss
[09:10]:Zard (bat): serious bad luck
[09:11]:Nathanielw [bat]: it turned out it was some kind of eq-destroying 
black orb some jackass dropped into my inventory.. .and in the confusion 
i didn't see it... i just came back from idling with half me eq gone 
and in hell :P
[09:12]:Zard (bat): ohhh
[09:12]:Nathanielw [bat]: though some tiger.reaver had made me his bitch :P









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